Nostalgic Cook Gifts

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Healthy Eating.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Ode to a Grill

Letter Collecting Nerd

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Old Spice

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Scales

Griller highlights never gets old

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'