Nostalgic Foodie Gifts

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

Old fashioned TV dinners.

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Curses on historical perspective.'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'You kids are too young to remember this, but in the old days we could tell the vegetables apart by taste.'

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

Restaurant -Today's special...School Dinner.

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Griller highlights never gets old

Church Basement Foodie

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Old Spice

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Scales

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

'Village store and Food museum'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'