Nostalgic Diners Gifts

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

Diner.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Old Spice

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Scales

Griller highlights never gets old

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

'Technology hates me.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'

'I think tonight's the night. He's taking me to a restaurant where they don't put butcher paper and crayons on your table.'

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'