Dining Nostalgic Gifts

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

Diner.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Griller highlights never gets old

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Technology hates me.'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Village store and Food museum'

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

Old fashioned TV dinners.

'Apple pie!'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'