Retro Dining Gifts

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

Diner.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Technology hates me.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'Apple pie!'

"This place was better before they tore it down."

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

"If you can remember the first course, you didn't really eat it."

Grandma's Pies

"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."

"Peanut butter sandwich. Instant pudding. TV dinner. Canned soup. This is home-style cooking."

Mom's Diner - You just wait until your father gets home!