Retro Cuisine Enthusiasts Gifts

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Diner.

Church Basement Foodie

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Technology hates me.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Village store and Food museum'

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Endangered Entrees

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

Sundial Watch

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"