Retro Food Fan Gifts

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Griller highlights never gets old

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

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