Retro Foodie Gifts

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"If you can remember the first course, you didn't really eat it."

Diner.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

Griller highlights never gets old

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Technology hates me.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Endangered Entrees

"I just invented the power lunch."

'Village store and Food museum'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

Before the wheel.

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

"How long have we been married?"

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."