Retro Foodie Pillows

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"If you can remember the first course, you didn't really eat it."

Diner.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

I don

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Griller highlights never gets old

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Technology hates me.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"I just invented the power lunch."

'Village store and Food museum'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Endangered Entrees

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

Before the wheel.

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'