Retro Meal Enthusiast Pillows

"Peanut butter sandwich. Instant pudding. TV dinner. Canned soup. This is home-style cooking."

Diner.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Technology hates me.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Endangered Entrees

'Village store and Food museum'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"How long have we been married?"

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Grandma's Pies

Thoughts and Prayers

"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

'Edna's fish casserole dates to 1607 Jamestown, and the antidote to 1995, may clinic.'