Retro Meal Enthusiast Gifts

"Peanut butter sandwich. Instant pudding. TV dinner. Canned soup. This is home-style cooking."

Diner.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Technology hates me.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Village store and Food museum'

Endangered Entrees

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"How long have we been married?"

Great moments in food history. I call it the "hot dog"! It looks like a moment people will relish!

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Robot Diner. I'll have the blackberries and cream.

Grandma's Pies

Thoughts and Prayers

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

'Edna's fish casserole dates to 1607 Jamestown, and the antidote to 1995, may clinic.'