Retro Food Lover Gifts

Before burgers mattered

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Grandma's Pies

Diner.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Church Basement Foodie

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

1930's Lady.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

Griller highlights never gets old

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Uncle Sam Fashion

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Technology hates me.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

David Bowie

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'Village store and Food museum'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Endangered Entrees

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."