Retro Cooking Enthusiast Gifts

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Church Basement Foodie

Computer Class.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

Social Media

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.