Retro Recipe Enthusiast Gifts

Endangered Entrees

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Edna's fish casserole dates to 1607 Jamestown, and the antidote to 1995, may clinic.'

"How long have we been married?"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Church Basement Foodie

Computer Class.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Social Media

One Size Fits All.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Disco Dancing