Retro Dining Explorers Gifts

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

Diner.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Tourist

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Technology hates me.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

A teenager imagines how the world looked prior to the invention of the internet

'I think tonight's the night. He's taking me to a restaurant where they don't put butcher paper and crayons on your table.'

Pirate and his treasure chest.

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

Reaching For Dentures

Retro-temoral Mailing Lists.

"Would you prefer the TV viewing or non-TV viewing section?"

'Would you like to go out to eat? Or would you rather fix supper?'

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