Retro Dining T-Shirts

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

Diner.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Technology hates me.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

"Thank you for hiding me in your mustache when Mrs. Cohen was looking for me."

Great moments in food history. I call it the "hot dog"! It looks like a moment people will relish!

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

'Apple pie!'

Robot Diner. I'll have the blackberries and cream.

"This place was better before they tore it down."

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

"Peanut butter sandwich. Instant pudding. TV dinner. Canned soup. This is home-style cooking."

"If you can remember the first course, you didn't really eat it."

Grandma's Pies

"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."