Vintage Dining Lover T-Shirts

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Church Basement Foodie

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Swells - Men's Fashion

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

A chip off the old block...

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'