Vintage Dining Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Church Basement Foodie

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Man...You age great!'

Grandma's caf

"How soon will this be a remnant

You had me at vintage.

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Antiques