Vintage Restaurant Lover T-Shirts

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Church Basement Foodie

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"