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OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

Diner.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Griller highlights never gets old

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Technology hates me.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Village store and Food museum'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

Robot Diner. I'll have the blackberries and cream.

'Apple pie!'

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.