Food Nostalgia Enthusiast T-Shirts

Before burgers mattered

"Do you remember when food had food in it?"

'Village store and Food museum'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Church Basement Foodie

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Flava Superba

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Griller highlights never gets old

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'My first tattoo...'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'Technology hates me.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Creative right?'