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"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"Funny, that's what Grandpa used to say."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Bring out yer books!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Elvis Presley

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"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.