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'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"Sometimes I fear that wheat germ has been lost in the health-food shuffle."

'This is great: Your 'Dog's Breakfast' reminds me of my mum's cooking...'

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"You know, Frank, ordering nothing but chicken tenders and fries from the kiddie menu is not keeping you young."

"This rabbit pie, it's not like my mother used to make."

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Man, times have changed.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I made you a mixtape."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."