Nostalgic Eater Prints

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"Sometimes I fear that wheat germ has been lost in the health-food shuffle."

'This is great: Your 'Dog's Breakfast' reminds me of my mum's cooking...'

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"You know, Frank, ordering nothing but chicken tenders and fries from the kiddie menu is not keeping you young."

"This rabbit pie, it's not like my mother used to make."

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I made you a mixtape."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Man, times have changed.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'