Nostalgic Dieters Prints

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Old Spice

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Scales

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Griller highlights never gets old

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'I envy your metabolism.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

'This is great: Your 'Dog's Breakfast' reminds me of my mum's cooking...'