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"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Balloon Kids

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Church Basement Foodie

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

The First Roast Chicken.

Griller highlights never gets old

'Technology hates me.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Taste of the east (London).

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Endangered Entrees

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Village store and Food museum'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"It's true. Your great-grandfather was right there at the beginning of blackened redfish."