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"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Balloon Kids

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Church Basement Foodie

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

Griller highlights never gets old

The First Roast Chicken.

'Technology hates me.'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Taste of the east (London).

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Village store and Food museum'

Endangered Entrees

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

"It's true. Your great-grandfather was right there at the beginning of blackened redfish."

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'