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"It's true. Your great-grandfather was right there at the beginning of blackened redfish."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Grandma's caf

'I was in the catering corps.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Culture clash

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Tortilla the Hun.

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

The First Roast Chicken.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Taste of the east (London).

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Rule Britannia!

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Paninis of the Old West

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'