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Paninis of the Old West

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Grandma's caf

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

1950's.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Cures for Ye Plague

'The gods are perplexing.'

Pamplona Station

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Brexit Calendar

Tortilla the Hun.