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Paninis of the Old West

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Grandma's caf

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Crossing the Nachos Grande

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

1950's.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

Cures for Ye Plague

Pamplona Station

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Linguini for two?"

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."