Nostalgic Foodies Pillows

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Old Spice

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Scales

Griller highlights never gets old

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."