Food Nostalgia Explorer Gifts

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Griller highlights never gets old

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Village store and Food museum'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"I'm a bird dog."

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I go directly to the corner? I thought there would be an appeals process."

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.