Agricultural Nostalgia Mugs

The American Farmer - a dying breed.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Milk sideburns

Yoyos

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'