Farming Nostalgist Gifts

"Reminds me of the day when I could afford to buy a tractor."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

'In my day, they gave us names and milked us by hand... Now, they give you numbers and hook you up to a machine...'

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

Times Change in Camden Town

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

"I grew up on a farm. In fact, I learned to ride a horse before I could walk!"

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."

Farmer's Office Cubicle

The American Farmer - a dying breed.

'It seems like yesterday that food was produced on farms.'

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

"Iye, we still plough all our land wi' horses."

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

'Frankly Mum, I'd rather read a book quietly than frolic around the paddock...'

Newspapers before paper.