Farm Melody Enthusiast Mugs

Dawn Chorus.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

I've located your problem, luv!

"The times – They have a changed."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

D.I.Y SUCKS!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

GLOO!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"