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'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A sure sign of rain

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Static cling."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

A Tongue Stud.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

Grassy breath?

A centi-stampede.

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'