Farming Humorist T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with t-shirts that poke fun at farm life. Perfect for a farming humorist who loves to wear their love of the land and a good joke.

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"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk."

"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk." mockup

"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk."

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'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?' mockup

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

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A sure sign of rain

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'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,' mockup

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

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'I lost them at terminal 5!'

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'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?' mockup

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

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"Making instant butter."

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"We're raising them for turkey bacon." mockup

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?" mockup

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

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'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!' mockup

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

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'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.' mockup

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

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'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?' mockup

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

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'Henrietta is so self-confident.' mockup

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

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'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.' mockup

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

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"Static cling."

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'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!' mockup

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

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"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..." mockup

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

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'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

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"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?" mockup

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

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'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!' mockup

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

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"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

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