Artistic Farmer Pillows

Tractor Art

Scarecrow Painting

Horti-Culture

'Oh Hi!'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Vaccinating Scarecrow

A Tongue Stud.

Tropical Cow Tank

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Dept. de Philosophie

Speaker Farmer.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Gardening

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

The Moo-Walk

Learning.

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

I lactate, therefore I am.

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Production in times of pandemic

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Milk production

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

A suit of scarecrows

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals