Agriculture Artist Pillows

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Milk production

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Who knew grass migrates?

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"You're famous, Angus."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Relax. They're just crows."

An English Gold Field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Farmer Christmas.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.