Agriculture Artist Mugs

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Milk production

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Milking the Cow.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A Tumble Cow

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Who knew grass migrates?

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"You're famous, Angus."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

An English Gold Field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Farmer Christmas.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'