Agriculturist Mugs

The lesser of two weevils: "The farmer's worked really hard on his cotton crop. I say we leave it alone."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'OK, dig that one up' Identifying weeds on her computer.

The consequences of messing with nature

Rain Gauge for Sale (hardly used).

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Future Ethanol production vs. ethanol demand.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"Why are you ploughing with a steam roller?" "I'm growing mashed potatoes."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

An English Gold Field

'This must be the place.'

Cow to other: 'One of us has to wear a bell if we want to be herd.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

Cow Grazing

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

Effective farming.

'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

Shiitake Happens

"That tree looks very under-nourished. I'd be surrpised if it could yield one pound of apples."

"Corned beef and cabbage"

Dairy Farmer Cow Spt

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

Organic Dirt

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"Tell us what you're really protecting!"

Farmyard Scene

Yeoman wearing a medal won by his horse at the last county agricultural society.