Agriculture Specialist Mugs

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Mr. MacDonald, some of us would like to speak to you about the noise level on your farm."

Biodiversity

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Illuminating agricultural production

Just as John had feared, Bossie had gone dry, very dry."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

HELLth Food Sprouts

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

A Tumble Cow

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Who knew grass migrates?

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Land of the Average Sized Cows!