Agriculture Professional Mugs

"Sorry, I don't need you anymore to scare those crows. I just play the news."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"The system was already feudal when I inherited it."

How Guinea Pigs are made.

Desk of an urban farm manager

Cow Named After Farmer's Wife

'No, the other kind.'

"Reminds me of the day when I could afford to buy a tractor."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Okay, dig that one up!

A Tumble Cow

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!