Agriculture Professional Mugs

"Sorry, I don't need you anymore to scare those crows. I just play the news."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"The system was already feudal when I inherited it."

How Guinea Pigs are made.

Desk of an urban farm manager

Cow Named After Farmer's Wife

'No, the other kind.'

"Reminds me of the day when I could afford to buy a tractor."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Okay, dig that one up!

Biodiversity

A Tumble Cow

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'