Agricultural Advisor Mugs

Farmer Problems.

"We are here to help - oh no our concept notes!!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

World hunger

Illuminating agricultural production

GMOs

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

Cow Pat Planning

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on