Agricultural Advisor Mugs

Farmer Problems.

"We are here to help - oh no our concept notes!!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

World hunger

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

GMOs

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Cow Pat Planning

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on