Agriculture Consultant Mugs

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

A Tumble Cow

Biodiversity

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Who knew grass migrates?

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Relax. They're just crows."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

An English Gold Field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Snowman carrot substitute.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Pumpkin Time!

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

The stuff of Legend.

Worlds Apart.

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.