Agricultural Specialist Mugs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

I fart more than that!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

HELLth Food Sprouts

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

A Tumble Cow

Biodiversity

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Farmers' Warnings.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"You're famous, Angus."