Agricultural Scientist Mugs

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Genetically modified food

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

'Why didn't we think of doing this before?'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Biofuel or cooking oil - fuel/food crisis.

Biodiversité

'Don't tell me she's not transgenic.'

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

'Unfotunately they're all dark meat.'

'Crop rotation is the key, cereals followed by wind turbines.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

According to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Mammalicide.