Agricultural Scientist T-Shirts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Genetically modified food

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

'Why didn't we think of doing this before?'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Biodiversité

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Don't tell me she's not transgenic.'

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Biofuel or cooking oil - fuel/food crisis.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

GM Food and World Hunger

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight deck, we've started our descent into Des Moines...'

Bio fuel bread.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"We can't fly the genectically engineered grain in til next week, It's insisting on a window seat"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Mammalicide.