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Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

HELLth Food Sprouts

A Tumble Cow

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Who knew grass migrates?

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

An English Gold Field