Agriculture Researcher Gifts

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

Milking the Cow.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Biodiversity

A Tumble Cow

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Who knew grass migrates?

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle