Agriculture Scientist Gifts

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

View to the Future

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Biodiversity

A Tumble Cow

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Who knew grass migrates?

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'