Crop Scientist Gifts

'How the hell do they get this shit to snap, crackle and pop?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

View to the Future

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

I fart more than that!

HELLth Food Sprouts

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

Bio Fuels.

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"